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at the avengers premiere
Guy dressed as Thor: THIS SEAT IS BROKEN. ANOTHER.
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What I'd like to do on the stairs when people in front of me walk incredibly slow... →

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When my mom introduces me to some random adult I've never met before: →
They say something like: “Oh my gosh, the last time I saw you, you were only about a foot tall!”

After they leave, I’m like:

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Okay so for April Fool's I printed out a bazillion pictures of George Clooney and stuck them all over the apartment. →
Only now I keep forgetting where I put them

and I keep running into him all over the joint

and it’s like

Clooney

Clooney pls

Clooney wat r u doin

Clooney why
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I feel like Twitter is for people that don’t want to get bitched at for posting pointless spam on Facebook.
And I’m just like:
…It doesn’t matter which one you use, you’re still annoying. I’m going back to Tumblr. -

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