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Jennifer Lawrence and first impressions:
  • Woody Harrelson: I was on my bus, and on my bus I have a yoga swing. Jennifer comes on, and she goes, 'Hi, Woody, I'm J—is that a sex swing?' Her first sentence to me.
  • Josh Hutcherson: When I got cast, she called me up for one of those five-minute 'Excited to work with you, blah, blah, blah' things. The conversation started with her saying, 'Think about a catheter going in – ouch!' and then turns into a 45-minute rant about zombies and the apocalypse.
  • Zoë Kravitz: I'd met her a few times, and she was like, 'You should come over and we'll hang out.' So I go over to her apartment, and she opens the door in a towel. She's like, 'Come in, sorry, you're early, I was about to shower.' And she drops her towel and gets in the shower, and starts shaving her legs, totally naked. She was like, 'Are we here yet? Is this OK?' And I was like, 'I guess we're there!'
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  • internet: yolo
  • rory: no
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pewter-cauldron:

“i think you call me…sexy.”

“only when we’re alone.”

“we are alone.”

“oh. come on then, sexy.”

whaaaaaat

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I want all of Priestly's shirts.

ctinalynn:

“I sell crack for the CIA”

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“Orgasm Donor” *front*

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“Ask for your free sample” *back*

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“Save a tree eat a beaver”

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“Surf naked”

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“Cat, the other white meat”

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“Tip me or die”

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“It’s tourist season shoot them at will”

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“You can read!”

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“You know what your problem is? You’re stupid.”

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Do you believe there's a perfect match for everyone?

Perfect? Maybe. It depends on how you view the word ‘perfect.’ 

Sometimes you meet someone, and everything’s all hugs and kisses, smiles and rainbows and all that warm fuzzy stuff that most teenage girls squeal over. You like all the same things and do everything together. You talk twenty four seven and seem to know each other better than anyone else ever has. Sometimes, every person around says that your relationship is perfect, that you’re going to be together forever and you’re so cute, they look at you two like a match made in heaven. And, sometimes, that’s not perfect for you. 

Sometimes you meet someone, and nothing is ever quite right. You tick each other off, purposefully make a habit of doing things that you know bug each other. You argue, you fight, you scream and you yell. There’s heat and passion and jealousy. You disagree, you’re into different things, you go days without speaking. There’s just as many tears as there are smiles. You seem to have nothing in common and everyone asks you why you’re still together, but you ignore them and ride the roller-coaster that is your relationship for as long as you can. And sometimes, that’s perfect. 

So, I guess, maybe. If you’re wondering if I believe there’s a person for everyone that will be a ‘perfect match’- every interest the same, they never fight, never question their love for each other or their satisfaction with their lives together- then the answer is no. Hell no. 
But I do believe that for every single person on this Earth, there is at [i]least[/i] one person that will just… click. There will be bad days and there will be good days and sometimes they’ll wonder if they really are right for each other, but in the end, there will be that possibility of forever. 

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“When I hear 1Derland I think of Wonderland. When I hear Wonderland I think of stoned caterpillars. Therfore Directioners are stoned caterpilars.” —HiImMERMS at Witty Profiles
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You're beautiful: Sometimes my characters say things that make me cry, I don’t know... → imnotalizard.tumblr.com

imnotalizard:

Sometimes my characters say things that make me cry, I don’t know where some of the things they say come from, it doesn’t come from me, I’m not that deep, not that profound. They make me laugh, make me cry, I read the things they say, and I have to ask myself, “How is it that they surprise me so often? Didn’t I make them?”
 

But then I realize, when you let a character become everything your imagination can create, they become real- to me, at least. And, sometimes, the things they say, the things they do breaks my heart…But I still love them, because, well, they’re my characters, and they’re so real to me that I feel like we’re the same person, and different people. All at once. And that is why I love writing.


I love you, Jeffy. You just put into words what I’ve been trying to explain for so long it’s ridiculous. 

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Reblog if your able to find something wrong in this sentence.


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Today is national best friend day. Reblog if you love your best friend. → goo.gl

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

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Follow this blog, you’ll love it on your dashboard!

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Reblog this if you want (1) long message that will make your night.

arilinn93:

oh, please? it’d be splendid!

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'Upular' (Virtual 3D)

breathe-rhiannon:

breeeanuh:

homophobes:

archaeosaur:

notzilon:

acrobaticpirouettes:

hamburglr:

First, go grab some headphones. The best ones you’ve got. If the best ones you’ve got are these suckers (or something similar), you should really go buy new ones, but use the best you’ve got for right now.

Take a break from whatever you’re doing for 2 minutes and listen, but just listen to the whole thing, even if you have to multi-task.

Headphones on? Ok. Good.

Now, press play.


“Upular (3D Audio Version)” - Pogo

omg

Guys. Guys. You should really listen to this as instructed, guys.

It is worth it.

pogo is great and this is good

HOLY SHIT this music is moving around my head i can hear it in different spots in my head

WOAH. that ish craaay ! 

JSKHDGKJFGHJFDLHGFDL;GHFDLHGFDGSLFGFKJHGRJGHDJK!!! that was amazing

This is the most amazing…. 

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When nobody talks to me, I just entertain myself.

most-awkward-moments:

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