Teacher asks you to read out loud.
You don’t even know the page they’re on What book are we reading ?! WHAT FUCKING CLASS IS THIS?! ABORT MISSION, I REPEAT. ABORT MISSION. NO HABLA INGLÉS. LMFAO I LAUGHED TOO MUCH TO NOT REBLOG. http://thatfunnyblog.tumblr.com/
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dehydration + crying for over half an hour = bad.
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This is probably going to get quoted in every publication just because I said...– Robert Downey Jr. (via tarrinj) What interview is this from? (via rdjsusie)
you don't understand: Cutting unless you’re a...
imafateworsethandeath: I have when people make smart ass remarks to this quote. No, you fucking DON’T understand, and don’t say you do when you have no idea.
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iwillnotshavemyvagina: fuckyeahqueerrevolt: GO FOR IT. 1. Have you ever had intercourse? 2. Oral Sex: Given or received an orgasm 3. Licked an ass? 4. Had your ass licked? 5. Stuck your tongue in their ass? 6. Swallowed Cum? 7. Practiced Bondage or BDSM ? 8. Had anal sex? 9. Had an orgasm from anal sex? 10. Ever squirted or made someone squirt? 11. Had sex with someone of the same...
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I keep noticing feelings I get when I’m with certain people in certain places and certain situations, and realizing that in less than a week, those feelings will be gone and those moments will be history. They’ll be three and a half thousand miles away, and I may never feel them again. Like the feeling I get when we’re all in the car, driving to various stores at ungodly...