October 2011
31 posts
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Teacher asks you to read out loud.
You don’t even know the page they’re on
What book are we reading ?!
WHAT FUCKING CLASS IS THIS?!
ABORT MISSION, I REPEAT. ABORT MISSION.
NO HABLA INGLÉS.
LMFAO I LAUGHED TOO MUCH TO NOT REBLOG.
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dehydration + crying for over half an hour = bad.
doozyfloozy:
The Blow - Come On Petunia
“This is probably going to get quoted in every publication just because I said...”
– Robert Downey Jr. (via tarrinj)
What interview is this from?
(via rdjsusie)
you don't understand: Cutting unless you’re a...
imafateworsethandeath:
I have when people make smart ass remarks to this quote. No, you fucking DON’T understand, and don’t say you do when you have no idea.
yay for almost tuesday... →
iwillnotshavemyvagina:
fuckyeahqueerrevolt:
GO FOR IT.
1. Have you ever had intercourse?
2. Oral Sex: Given or received an orgasm 3. Licked an ass? 4. Had your ass licked? 5. Stuck your tongue in their ass? 6. Swallowed Cum? 7. Practiced Bondage or BDSM ? 8. Had anal sex? 9. Had an orgasm from anal sex? 10. Ever squirted or made someone squirt? 11. Had sex with someone of the same...
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Katie West: Brotastic →
quickienewyork:
“Duuuude,” he said slurring his words just the right amount.
“Wuuzup?” I asked, dating myself by inflection.
“Have you, like, ever sucked cock?”
“Sure,” I said a bit more soberly. That question meant more than “have you ever” and we both knew it. I let him keep…
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I keep noticing feelings I get when I’m with certain people in certain places and certain situations, and realizing that in less than a week, those feelings will be gone and those moments will be history. They’ll be three and a half thousand miles away, and I may never feel them again. Like the feeling I get when we’re all in the car, driving to various stores at ungodly...